iWhat?

There's a rumour about a new product announcement next week from Apple. I think I know what it should be. Apple have successfully moved into the consumer and digital entertainment markets with the iPod. It is the personal entertainment device of choice for the discerning music lover. It's time for Apple to make the obvious next move into entertainment. An adult entertainment device. The iCock. This would be a vibrator in the shape of Steve Jobs penis. It would be available in white and black just like the iPod. Obviously the options available would be similar to the iPod. You'd be able to get a nano, or a mini or just the regular size. Perhaps there's room for a mega iCock. I'm sure they'd do the research and figure it out. I haven't yet defined the full feature set, but I think we're on to something here.